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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Sep 2010
    Location
    San Fernando Valley
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    Default Wife pulled the plug on my new off-set!!

    Well, I had a order with Klose pits on a big ole off-set until we were going over the budget and my gal had a fit at the price I paid on it!!
    I had that sucker paid in full (checks were in the mail anyway)!

    After hours of constant female nagging I had to call David and cancle my pit!!

    I hate my gal, she is mean, not very understanding of my male needs and her parents dress her funny

    OK, I feel better now. Naw, I still love her! I should know by now to check with her first before I spend a bunch of

    money, especially when we don't have a bunch of money!!

    Cooler heads have prevailed and I have found another pit that is really sweet and more in our budget and it will probably hold as much grub as that Texas monster was going to!!

    It is on order and I will post about it when It is built in about 5 to 6 weeks!!

    No, I aint telling what it is...y'all gotta wait like I have too

    Hey Darlin, where are you going with my @*&*%'s, please can I have them back, the fellas are bringing theirs.....to be continued
    Tiernan Co. "Son of Brisket" Cooker

  2. #2
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    Location
    San Diego CA
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    Don't you hate it when your significant other does the responsible thing and takes the fun out of everything?

    Sorry your not getting the pit you want, but your getting at least something.
    Weber 26.75 OTG,Weber 22.5 Blue Performer, Weber 22.5 OTG with Weber Rotisserie, UDS, 18.5 " WSM,Weber Jumbo Joe

    John

  3. #3
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    Thanks for feeling my pain vermin!! i used to have about -5- rigs out back and I was always getting the hairy eye-ball from the little lady.
    So I got rid of everything except for my Good-One. I just feel that a back-yard commando and a smokeaholic should at least have two pits!!

    I hope y'all bear with me until I get the other one delivered.
    Tiernan Co. "Son of Brisket" Cooker

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    Carthage, MO
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    Glad you're gettin a new pit buster. Sorry it's a bit of a down grade, but hey - you're still gettin a new toy! Can't wait to see the baby pics!
    Plank Owner ..................
    I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian!



  5. #5
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    Craig, Mo.
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    Congrats on the new pit. Post pics when you can.
    Steve


    1-UDS
    1-Homemade stickburner/ Buela

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Location
    Texas Hill country
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    I would have done the honorable and gentlemanly thing: helped her to pack her things and called her a taxi!!
    A pit will keep you warm, cook your food, and if you compete, screw ya on occasion. It will also never complain about how much you spend on BBq.
    Remind me to strip you of your Man card!
    Be kind to me, it's not my fault I'm a "PORK-A-HOLIC"!!
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    MY Blog:Http://acountryboyeats.blogspot.com
    Chargriller Smokin' Pro/SFB
    Webber 22.5"
    Memorial UDS Big Jim

  7. #7
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    Rogers, Ar.
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    Tried to pull the wagon without her did ya.
    Oscar

    3 UDS, Treager pellet pooper

  8. #8
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    Craig, Mo.
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    How's hot tongue and cold shoulder taste?
    Steve


    1-UDS
    1-Homemade stickburner/ Buela

  9. #9
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    South of Peculiar, MO
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    Quote Originally Posted by Short One View Post
    How's hot tongue and cold shoulder taste?

    "If you can't smell smoke it ain't a barbeque joint" peculiarmike

    TQJ Plankowner

    "Life's tough.....It's even tougher if you're stupid."
    - John Wayne

  10. #10
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Location
    Ruskin, FL
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    Sorry to hear you were downgraded....
    Gosh, the replies here are killin me!
    ~Brian~
    BBQ Jones comp team
    KCBS Member
    KCBS CBJ

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