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  1. #1
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    Default How to Trash your Turkey Fryer...

    Take one black lab

    Wash it on the patio

    Then move to wash the yellow lab,

    But after you towel dry the black one, hook the leash to the Heavy Duty Cajun Fryer grate.

    Go inside.

    Then come outside

    When you open the door, the farking black Lab darts for the door, hears the fryer and the accompanying 20# tank of propane banging on the patio, so it takes off.

    So you go this farking dog, followed by a fryer grate, followed by a propane tank doing laps in the yard. Smells like rotten eggs.

    Settle all down, unhook the dog, and survey the damage.

    DOA, on Cajun Bayou Classic turkey fryer.

    FARK

    I used this thing for chimneys and such.

    Fark!!

    Oh well, live and learn
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    Bill-Chicago

    WSM, Bandera, Kettle, ECB, Kenmore Gasser 36qt Turkey Fryer

  2. #2
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    Default

    Need pix of the fryer. that would make it all worthwhile.

  3. #3
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    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Willkat98 View Post
    But after you towel dry the black one, hook the leash to the Heavy Duty Cajun Fryer grate.

    Maybe NOT huh? Too funny! (Well, not to you I'm sure)
    Good to see you around The Joint!
    "If you can't smell smoke it ain't a barbeque joint" peculiarmike

    TQJ Plankowner

    "Life's tough.....It's even tougher if you're stupid."
    - John Wayne

  4. #4
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    Oh for a video of that! Funny and terrifying at the same time!
    Rob - TX Sandman
    Plank Owner, TQJ

  5. #5
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    Default

    Doh!!

  6. #6
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    Default

    Wow. That creates enough of a word-picture.
    Glen
    Large Charcoal Vertical & UDS
    Blue Thermopen
    www.coltecconsulting.com

  7. #7
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    Next time, light the fryer before it happens so you can really have some excitement.
    FBJ

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